September 05, 2005

Say again?

According to the schedule at the multiplex cinema in Paignton, The Cave contains moderate intense horror and violence.

4 Comments:

At September 05, 2005 10:49 pm, Blogger broke said...

I suggest going to see it, and if you think the intense horror isn't moderate enough (or vice versa) demanding a refund... ;>}

 
At September 06, 2005 8:54 am, Anonymous CP said...

As you are in Paignton, you could get the film on CD, go camping and watch the Cave's moderate horror and violence intense(Sorry, bad joke).

 
At September 11, 2005 6:06 am, Anonymous Philip said...

The BBFC's linguistic sensitivities are evidently more than equal to their cinematic ones. I think moderate refers to the frequency of the H&V (as opposed to frequent or occasional), while intense refers to the intensity. I presume both quantities are calculated by the censors to the requisite degree of precision, with stopwatches in one hand for the frequency and strange, hairdryer-like devices in the other hand for measuring the intensity.

 
At September 20, 2005 6:03 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory contains 'mild peril'!

 

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