August 16, 2005

Cheapest form of wit

A woman just came to the issue desk and bought a one pound printing card. There followed:

Her: Would it be cheaper to buy a five pound card?

Me: No, it'd be four pounds more expensive.

16 Comments:

At August 17, 2005 11:16 am, Blogger Mark K said...

you pedantic bastard

 
At August 17, 2005 2:34 pm, Blogger Sean said...

Hehe, if there's anything more fun than showing up a customer, I've yet to hear of it.

 
At August 17, 2005 5:22 pm, Anonymous ATP said...

Getting your husband, the chief librarian, to sack a worker for cheek is quite good fun too.

 
At August 17, 2005 8:37 pm, Anonymous Sean said...

You really do terrify me sometimes Justin.

 
At August 18, 2005 2:32 pm, Anonymous SL said...

Only sometimes?

 
At August 18, 2005 6:15 pm, Anonymous Sean said...

Only sometimes?

Ahem. Well. Erm...

"...a lovely little writer but a bugger when he's pissed (off)"

(With apologies to Eric Idle)

 
At August 22, 2005 1:34 pm, Anonymous ATP said...

I was worried for him when he said he was pleased that the Pope had died.
Good job there are no fanatics in the Catholic Church.

 
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At August 25, 2005 8:49 pm, Anonymous Son of Duff said...

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At August 25, 2005 11:04 pm, Anonymous David Duff said...

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At August 27, 2005 12:30 am, Anonymous CP said...

10 days is a long time in which to have nothing to share.

 
At August 27, 2005 9:45 am, Anonymous CP said...

Missing your musings Justin

 
At August 30, 2005 1:31 pm, Anonymous Sean said...

I can't cope; over ten days and not a thing from our favourite curmudgeonly librarian!

 
At August 30, 2005 3:19 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably on a yacht in Saint Tropez...er...

 

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