Luvvie you can drive my car
I was walking down the Fulham Palace Road just after leaving work at Friday lunchtime when I saw coming the other way, a chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royce with a personalised numberplate reading RA III. The explanation - of the initials, anyway, if not of the conceit - was revealed when it went past me and I saw Dickie Attenborough in the back.
Ponce, I thought, ungenerously. And then - does he really need three of them?