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On the coach along out of London on Friday morning I went past a Jag whose owner had attached to it the most boorish and stupid personalised numberplate I have seen in a long time. It read:

1 MPG

I was surprised, given that the chap’s self-advertised fondness for conspicuous and thoughtless consumption, that he could not have afforded a larger numberplate on which to fit the legend, less truncated but otherwise identical in meaning:

I AM AN ARSEHOLE